Baudvill comes to the Oval Office!
DA Deciders new song here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=TLuC5HwQ2IE
Boy's parents buy his way into a Legacy appointment to Yale and then Harvard as he had such poor grades and LSAT's Boy was refused admittance to the state he claims is his home where his father had been a powerful Congressman. Boys parents must pay off professors to give Boy passing grades so he can graduate! Boy gets cushy stateside military placement, bypassing others who are far more deserving and superior academic grades and qualifications and admittance exam scores (the lowest possible to gain admittance of 25) to avoid serving in an unpopular war. Boy & family claims Boy did not receive ANY preferential treatment, but ironically deviating from all known history is allowed to bypass Officer Candidate School and go directly to Flight Training School where every other flight traineees endds up going to war in that plane that was not phased out until much later as Boy claims for media. Boy nearly crashes his plane twice while serving in a cushy stateside military unit, having developed a crippling fear of flying due to substance abuse, then has his sorry ass put in a training simulator and next the cockpit of a two seat training plane trying to retrain him to land. When Boy cannot be retrained to land his plane without being talked down, pissing all over himself and the cockpit, his LTC bitch slapped him so he wpuld stop bawling and sniveling like a two year old, Boy is grounded under the Nuclear Weapons Human Reliability Program, does not get his flight physical and goes AWOL to Alabama, allegedly to work on a political campaign, except that Boy stays drunk and coked up, trashing his rental apartment with wild orgy parties.
Boy decides that he is the decider and decides to initiate a war that he has made no preperations for. Boy decides that this war shall last six months and tells the American people that this war shall take very little to win. Boy flies two miles offshore to a waiting Aircraft carrier and annunciates MISSION ACCOMPLISHED! This Man was writing at that very moment in time that the war had just begun. Tell us you Nazi bastard, what have you done for your decider lately beside this lame defense of a person that learned NOTHING but how to mix his next cocktail and remain drunk for 40 years of his childhood? Tell us that you are a supporter of this despicable RNC, GOP, pseudo Terrorist Christian LOSER and his family that has nothing to offer but death and the demise of America!!!!! Fact of the matter is, your insatiable greed has corrupted your mindless theory of progressive politics into demonic hate that has destroyed you, your party and eventually America !!!
Speaking of education and what it can do for THE WEALTHY's substance abusing boy, I speak of those with more money than they shall ever need! Here we have a media paid and proven selection as president, one that The Nazi GOP, RNC and Christian right can be proud of for decades to come!
"People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America." George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006
"You took an oath to defend our flag and our freedom, and you kept that oath underseas and under fire." George W. Bush, addressing war veterans, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2006
"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel." George W. Bush, after visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006
"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome." George W. Bush, defending Vice President Dick Cheney's pre-war assertion that the United States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, Dec. 12, 2005
"Wow! Brazil is big." George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005
"I'm looking forward to a good night's sleep on the soil of a friend." George W. Bush, on visiting Denmark, Washington D.C., June 29, 2005
"We discussed the way forward in Iraq, discussed the importance of a democracy in the greater Middle East in order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow." George W. Bush, Tbilisi, Georgia, May 10, 2005
"I can only speak to myself." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table." --Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005
"I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?" --in a note to to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a U.N. Security Council meeting, September 14, 2005
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." --Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
"Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job." --to FEMA director Michael Brown, who resigned 10 days later amid criticism over his handling of the Hurricane Katrina debacle, Mobile, Ala., Sept. 2, 2005
"You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
"I'm going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it's the mother in me." --Washington D.C., April 14, 2005
"Because he's hiding." George W. Bush, responding to a reporter who asked why Osama bin Laden had not been caught, aboard Air Force One, Jan. 14, 2005
"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection an election in Iraq at this point in history?" George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005
"I have a record in office, as well. And all Americans have seen that record. September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget." George W. Bush, Marlton, New Jersey, Oct. 18, 2004
"The truth of that matter is, if you listen carefully, Saddam would still be in power if he were the president of the United States, and the world would be a lot better off." George W. Bush, second presidential debate, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004
"I'm not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it's nice and safe and secure." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004
"I hope you leave here and walk out and say, 'What did he say?'" George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004
"Let me put it to you bluntly. In a changing world, we want more people to have control over your own life." George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004
"We actually misnamed the war on terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon to Try to Shake the Conscience of the Free World." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
"I wish I wasn't the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don't." George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004
